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September 28, 2011

The most depressing birthday card i’ve ever seen.

by @ 1:56 pm. Filed under Personal

Sarah got a birthday card that was as follows:

“Happy Birthday from Charlie, the Birthday Armadillo!”

(The front shows a very depressed looking armadillo wearing a party hat)

The inside is as follows:

“Look, you and I both know there’s no birthday armadillo, but charlie’s had a run of bad luck – no work, a bitter, messy divorce – so please, just humor him and have a happy birthday, okay? This could be the one little thing he needs to turn his life around. Thanks, and have a good one.”

Yeah, makes me feel cheery, what about you?

EDIT: We decided to return the money, since that is what seems to be important to them.

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