Random Access Memories

To mock a popular redneck song:

“The President went down to Georgia, he was looking for an election to steal.

He was in a bind, because Republicans were way behind and never willing to make a deal.

He came upon these poor folks trying to talk about what they haven’t got.

And the President jumped up on his podium and said “Hey, lemme garble you what!”.

“I bet you didn’t know it, but i’m a poor guy too!

And if you care to give us a share we’ll do nothing for you!

Now you give us your vote now we’ll stay in charge,

sendin more boys to Iraq while we’re in DC living large!”

The folks said “Well, we’ll consider it, but since we’re pretty dumb,

we’ll give our vote and when things go wrong we’ll just sit here on our bum!”

It definately seems that the Republicans cannot stay ahead of the headlines and scandals.